why do dads sneeze so loud
My dad sneezed so violently once that he hit his head on his desk and almost knocked himself out.
but what if 13/13/13 falls on a friday omgWhat month is that again?
the month you finally get laid
i decorated for christmas
What’s your elf name? [x]
I was looking at this book with stuff about every religion and
what have we done
we did it guys.
we actually did it.
now I can tell people I am religious
your move, Nickelodeon.
what type of currency do they use in outer space
Fuck.I literally just threw my phone